Cocky dating profile

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The fact is I'm here to see how big of an ass I can make of myself and have some fun while I'm at it.

With that said, if I come off as an ass I probably should...

I mean how many pirates have you met on plenty-of-fish lately?

If you message me and I like you, I would love to adopt you as my little sister so we could climb trees, drink kool-aid, and eat Flintstones push-pops.

We would then leave and allow the Pegleg Jack to continue with his raid on a small Fishing Village.

At some point, you will probably ask yourself: shirtless, or no shirtless pics?

Will showing your abs help or hinder your ability to capture the ladies’ attention and affection?

I mean lets face it, Traveling the globe in search of "booty", and sinking vessels on their "maiden voyage", who do I look like Johnny mother****ing Depp?

The truth is I am probably here for the same reasons you are. if you are you're a desperate stalker who will do just about anything to get a ring on the finger!

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