Cocky dating profile
The fact is I'm here to see how big of an ass I can make of myself and have some fun while I'm at it.
With that said, if I come off as an ass I probably should...
I mean how many pirates have you met on plenty-of-fish lately?
If you message me and I like you, I would love to adopt you as my little sister so we could climb trees, drink kool-aid, and eat Flintstones push-pops.
We would then leave and allow the Pegleg Jack to continue with his raid on a small Fishing Village.
At some point, you will probably ask yourself: shirtless, or no shirtless pics?
Will showing your abs help or hinder your ability to capture the ladies’ attention and affection?
I mean lets face it, Traveling the globe in search of "booty", and sinking vessels on their "maiden voyage", who do I look like Johnny mother****ing Depp?
The truth is I am probably here for the same reasons you are. if you are you're a desperate stalker who will do just about anything to get a ring on the finger!